In golf, people who play slower than you, usually are in front of you on the golf course. People who player faster, are behind you.
In the first place God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made Democrats
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
You may be a redneck if you come back from the dumpster with more than you took.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Mosquitoes here got flashlights."
There are two different acc’ts of Eastern Airlines Flight 227′s landing at Salt Lake City:
My mother was a smart, shy Christian woman. Never cussed, OK once or twice when my mischief drove her up a wall. But near a Saint as I’ve ever known.
Not funny necessarily. Life was a more serious endeavor for her, more of tenderness, and nourishing and purposeful living than say a life time spent spinning yarns.
In a search for some meaning to life, people often go to the Bible’s Poetical books:
Job, Pslams, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes and the Song of Soloman… especially Ecclesiastes, written by the “teacher” more than 3,000 years ago… when he dishes on infinite wisdom… as seen here:
My goal for 2017 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.